whitewhine:

After a tragedy it’s important to get back to what matters in life. 

stuffaboutminneapolis:

exterminaaate:

This is the one I meant to take. Such professional advertising.

I love this.

keepin-itcountry:

When Nickelback replies on Twitter. Part 1

This makes me like Nickelback even more. (yes, I already liked Nickelback.)

shitmystudentswrite:

She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.

bestrooftalkever:

Ditto.

But seriously, is anyone else confused by this movie too?

notschrutefacts:

And I start thinking “Oh, I wonder when the scene is when she drowns his kids, I think it’s towards the end of the movie” 

That’s when I realize I am confusing Shutter Island with Inception

That’s when I realize I wanna watch Shutter Island.

Long story short, I’ve given up on Inception and am now watching Shutter Island.

adambez:

MN Pride. (via @BRLSQ)

yelpingwithcormac:

Palo Alto, CA

Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM

Two stars.

The Sheriff stood over a table cleaved cleanly in two. Around him wellheeled young people lay newly dead. What do you have there deputy, he said.

Deputy Stevens leaned over the ruined bar and looked behind it. I got two…