May 2012
3 posts
April 2012
9 posts
Who's this "Ibid" character anyway?
shitmystudentswrite:
Many of the statements in this paper are also noted as coming from a person only identified as ‘Ibid’ in the footnotes. I am not skeptical of Ibid’s view, but I would like to find his/her article and read it for myself.
March 2012
8 posts
Two types of people
shitmystudentswrite:
There are basically only two kinds of people who use makeup: singles and others.
February 2012
11 posts
yousayyesmissalice:
phatmonica:
stop clubbing, baby seals
commas really do save lives!!
Shit Twin Cities People Say: →
stuffaboutminneapolis:
Do you have any lotion? This is where they invented the Jucy Lucy. Seriously, air conditioning? Seriously? Wait, is there a snow emergency? So I think we can park on the odd…no, the even…no… It’s gotta be peak color right now It’s called a turn signal! Do you have Surly on tap? Let’s go there, I think they have Surly on tap. Come here once. Duck duck grey duck. ...
It's A Tough Job...
This was an internal campaign I initiated to invite technicians to share “tough job” stories from their everyday work. The idea was to show appreciation for associates by asking to hear and valuing their stories. (Graphic design by Michelle Martin)
TitelYou Know It’s A Tough Job
Here’s What You Know… You know that if a job is worth doing, it’s worth doing right....
January 2012
27 posts
She chops! She chops!
shitmystudentswrite:
She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.
So I was watching Inception and Joseph Gordon...
notschrutefacts:
And I start thinking “Oh, I wonder when the scene is when she drowns his kids, I think it’s towards the end of the movie”
That’s when I realize I am confusing Shutter Island with Inception
That’s when I realize I wanna watch Shutter Island.
Long story short, I’ve given up on Inception and am now watching Shutter Island.
Yelping with Cormac: Chevy's Fresh Mex →
yelpingwithcormac:
Palo Alto, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Two stars.
The Sheriff stood over a table cleaved cleanly in two. Around him wellheeled young people lay newly dead. What do you have there deputy, he said.
Deputy Stevens leaned over the ruined bar and looked behind it. I got two…
“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t...”
– Henry Rollins (via blueberrysoda)
File under unnecessary...
catalogliving:
A ship in a bottle is old news Elaine. Feast your eyes on…business files in a lamp base!
throwing-milkshakes-at-cars:
Why hasn’t anyone done a Hoarders/American Pickers crossover show?
“I’ll give you $50 for these.”
“NOT MAH SPECIAL PAY-PUURS!”
Smash hit in the making.
